Here's a funny one for you:
"Hey there, folks! Forrest Gump and I love to shoot pool, don't we? My friend Bubba always said, 'Forrest, you're a regular pool shark!' And I'd say, 'Yeah, but I'm no shark, I'm just a simple man with a simple plan... to clear the table!'
But sometimes, well, you get what we call a Dolly Parton break - all bust and no balls! (That's a fancy way of sayin' I messed up, y'all!) Didn't sink one ball...
Anyway, Remember, life is like a game of pool - you gotta take your shots, and sometimes you'll get lucky, and sometimes you'll get... well, a Dolly Parton break!
So, have a great day, y'all! Inspire good stuff, keep on keepin' on, and we'll see you next time for a good laugh! Don't forget to make someone smile, 'kay?
#ForrestGump #PoolShark #DollyPartonBreak #AllBustNoBalls #InspireGoodStuff #KeepOnKeepnOn #MakeSomeoneSmile #GoodVibesOnly #LaughterIsTheBest #SimpleManSimplePlan"
"Hey there, folks! Forrest Gump and I love to shoot pool, don't we? My friend Bubba always said, 'Forrest, you're a regular pool shark!' And I'd say, 'Yeah, but I'm no shark, I'm just a simple man with a simple plan... to clear the table!'
But sometimes, well, you get what we call a Dolly Parton break - all bust and no balls! (That's a fancy way of sayin' I messed up, y'all!) Didn't sink one ball...
Anyway, Remember, life is like a game of pool - you gotta take your shots, and sometimes you'll get lucky, and sometimes you'll get... well, a Dolly Parton break!
So, have a great day, y'all! Inspire good stuff, keep on keepin' on, and we'll see you next time for a good laugh! Don't forget to make someone smile, 'kay?
#ForrestGump #PoolShark #DollyPartonBreak #AllBustNoBalls #InspireGoodStuff #KeepOnKeepnOn #MakeSomeoneSmile #GoodVibesOnly #LaughterIsTheBest #SimpleManSimplePlan"
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