Gherkin Brine High Five (Dolly Parton Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week

Pickles: Salty or Sweet, they're the perfect treat! Instead of Dolly Parton's "Workin' 9 to 5" it's Young Jeffrey's "Gherkin Brine High Five!"

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Lyrics:
Could Pickles be a Drug? cuz I have an Addiction
Forearms burn, cuz the Lid Ain’t Twisitin’
In Spears & Chips, Sometimes I get ‘Em Fried
At the Deli Counter, Lookin' all Plump And
Thick & Juicy, got my Heart THUMPIN’
Cuz going full pickle at lunch is my human right

Gherkin Brine High-Five! In that Vinegar they’re Swimmin’
But in No Damn Time, In my Belly they’ll be Sittin’
Once that Tub Runs Dry, Drink the Juice as a Refreshment
Pickles On my Mind you'd
Guess that I was Pregnant!
Just one Bite, and I’m Filled With Such Emotion
You Would think my wife would Receive the Same Devotion
And When I am Dead, Ain’t No Grave Site I Decided,
Find a Big Glass Jar and PICKLE ME Inside It!

Mmmm

Now Ladies Gonna Say “Pickle Size Don’t Matter"
Everybody knows, They prefer em Fatter, cuz
ONCE you go Jumbo Dill, you'll Never be the Same
Clutchin’ to a Thicker One with a Slight bend
Thinkin’ it Reminds you of an Ex-boyfriend
Just bite that sucker in Half & hope he feels the Pain!
Stackin' Vlasics high, on my Burgers & My Chicken
At the bar I'm like, Pickle backs while Whiskey sippin'
Get that Frozen Brine, Pickle Ice cream, yea they sell it
The Cologne I Buy is Claussens “Ode De Relish”

Brine to Brine, Livin’ in our Pickle Era
Eatin’ Pickle Pies, Advertised by Michael Cera
On a Hot First Date, if you Wanna be Impressin’
Right Before that KISS, Quickly Pop a Pickle Breath Mint

Why Oh Why, Do I Feel just like Miss Piggy?
Cuz I Can’t deny, on that Green Thing I’d get Jiggy!
It’s that Crunchy Rind, with that Bright Tangy Sensation
Slaps the Mouths Just Like an Oscars Presentation

Nationwide, to the Pickle-fests I’m Boltin’
Unlike Sausage Kinds, PICKLE-FESTS Sound Less Revolting
Now my therapist says My Obsession’s Problematic
In My Bed at night, Spooning’ Giant Jars of VLASIC!

BRINE TO BRINE!
GHERKIN BRINE TO BRINE
BRINE TO BRINE