Credit to the great Dolly Parton for her original song Jolene.
Be sure to check out KP over at twitch.tv/KickPuncher7
Come check me out over at twitch.tv/notlawreview ! I haven't streamed much lately as my wife and I just had our first child, but looking to get back into regular streaming in the next few weeks!
Full lyrics, as always:
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
His sex appeal's beyond compare
We wish he'd stream in his underwear
With bulging pecs and skills that make noobs scream
His gunplay makes that freedom ring
He even dominates with high ping
No streamers can compete with you
KP
His headshots will put you to sleep
And I don't think it is a leap
To say we all wish we could be
KP
He is always in such high demand
It's not hard for me to understand
Why so many people want to be
KP
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
You remind me of John Glenn
Indeed you are a perfect ten
Oh how I wish I could be
KP
I think I had a big breakthrough
Playing in the drunk stream with you
And all the words in this song are true
KP
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
KP, KP
Be sure to check out KP over at twitch.tv/KickPuncher7
Come check me out over at twitch.tv/notlawreview ! I haven't streamed much lately as my wife and I just had our first child, but looking to get back into regular streaming in the next few weeks!
Full lyrics, as always:
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
His sex appeal's beyond compare
We wish he'd stream in his underwear
With bulging pecs and skills that make noobs scream
His gunplay makes that freedom ring
He even dominates with high ping
No streamers can compete with you
KP
His headshots will put you to sleep
And I don't think it is a leap
To say we all wish we could be
KP
He is always in such high demand
It's not hard for me to understand
Why so many people want to be
KP
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
You remind me of John Glenn
Indeed you are a perfect ten
Oh how I wish I could be
KP
I think I had a big breakthrough
Playing in the drunk stream with you
And all the words in this song are true
KP
KP, KP, KP, KP
I'm telling you I am your biggest fan
KP, KP, KP, KP
Part of me thinks you're the real batman
KP, KP
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