Meghan Interview: EMPLOYS A FACT-CHECKER For Podcast (Parody)

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Meghan is asked about the fact-checker she has employed for her podcast and Harry sings a little Willie Nelson.

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Transcript:

CJ: With a display of characteristic professionalism Meghan, you’ve employed a fact-checker for your podcast, which of course is mis-named Archetypes

M: Yeah I just thought, best to get an independent fact-checker to make sure that everything that is said is up to scratch and on the level.

CJ: You’ve selected a woman of course.

H: And she’s a very brilliant woman.

M: Yeah, I want someone who excelling in their personal life and personal interests and who can hold the show to account, and even me to account if necessary

H: Oh, I don’t think that’ll be necessary, and if she actually did, I mean, can you imagine.

(CJ Reaction)

M: What I really want to avoid is the accusation that I’m creating a low-energy echo-chamber that only pushes narratives beneficial to grievance-mongers and those who feeds off of the all pervasive victim-mentality

CJ: What a thing to suggest. However, you have selected more or less a carbon copy of yourself as fact-checker, albeit one whom has slightly more literary ability, Nicole Pasulka, whose interests include: criminal justice, activism, music, business, queer culture and gender.

H: It’s almost like someone’s rewritten Billy Joel’s we didn’t start the fire with more beautiful lyrics.

M: Yeah, she’s a multi-talented individual with a wide-range of interests in the crucial themes and subjects of the day

CJ: Yes, well themes and subjects that have been artificially thrust to the peak of conversation in the last twenty minutes that we discuss instead of the very real economic, social and moral collapse that is taking place as we speak

H: Yeah, those are the ones.

M: She’s a great addition to the team.

CJ: I’m sure, how could anyone who describes themselves as activist not be

H: Tou Chez Dr Jackson

CJ: She’s also published a book recently entitled: How You Get Famous.

H: Oh, My Meghan could write that with her left and whilst holding a ultra-vegan, fat free, taste free, no foam, avocado-milk chi-latte

M: (looks impressed with herself)

CJ: The book is actually “a deep dive into NYC’s underground drag scene” and has been praised as “an engaging book that will appeal to scholars of gender as well as anyone with an interest in queer culture”

H: At last, someone has filled the void - the demand has been there for years

CJ: I know, if you want to know about the drag scene now you need to ask 6 years olds - but Meghan, considering “fact-checker” is a contentious title anyway, missing as we are a book of unbiased truth etched into the rocks of reality, is Miss Pasaulka really going to contradict anything you say if it is convenient to her narratives, which as we’ve established, almost perfectly mirror yours?

M: What can I say, truth mirrors truth

H: we’re thinking about taking her on the road with us

CJ: Ha, sing on the road again Harry

H: Canned Heat or Willie Nelson

CJ: Err Willie Nelson