"Vaccine" (a Dolly Parton - Jolene parody)

Guitar, Vocals and Lyrics: Max Cohen
Fiddle: Rose Clancy
Bass: John Alden
Clarinet: Clayton March
Video Production: Angela Cook

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Vaccine, Vaccine, I want the Vaccine
Please bring this pandemic to an end
Vaccine, Vaccine, I need the Vaccine
Hypodermic needles are my friend
It's been a year since Covid struck
we've walked the walk, we've had enough
We want a shot to keep us safe from harm
Moderna, Pfizer, JnJ
Any one will do I say
Please come stick that needle in my arm
I'm tired of quarantine
And of social distancing
One more zoom call and I'm gonna scream
I'm hiding in my house all day
Armed with disinfectant spray
And I'm too fat to fit into my jeans

Vaccine, Vaccine, Give me a Vaccine
They told me I could register online
Vaccine, Vaccine, the elusive Vaccine
Their stupid website spurns me every time

They're giving it to the most needy
Like my aunt with diabetes
And I guess that that is only fair

It's gone as fast as they can make it
And some people will not take it
Maybe they could give me some of theirs

Vaccine, Vaccine, the elusive vaccine
They dole it out to codgers and to crones
Vaccine, Vaccine, I want that vaccine
Please give me some so I can leave my home
Vaccine, Vaccine, I want that vaccine
You must think that I'm a selfish guy
Vaccine, Vaccine, Give me the vaccine
Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme MINE

Vaccine, Vaccine, We covet that vaccine
We all want to obtain immunity
Vaccine, Vaccine, Give us the vaccine
So we can go back to normalcy