We're Dead Soon ("You're Welcome" Corona Parody)(Lyrics in description)

If you remember from the movie Moana, there's one part where Maui sings "What can I say except 'we're dead soon,'" referencing his song from earlier, "You're Welcome." With all the talk about the Corona virus, what better time than now to expand that into a full parody joking about how we'll be dead soon? Plus, today's April Fools Day, so there's that

Lyrics:

I see what's happening, yeah.
We're faced with our extinction and it's strange.
We don't even know how to act.
It's pathetic!
I wish the circumstances would change.

Close all the doors. Let's begin.
If you go to work, don't breathe anything in.

I know it's a lot, the germs, the fear,
But the end of the world is here.

What can I say except "We're dead soon"?
You can run, but it’s harder to hide.
Don’t go anyplace today
We’re dead soon.
It’s better if you just stay inside.

Hey!
What’s made of protein and causes death
While you hide and watch Moana?
Corona!

When the end is near
What begins to run low?
The toilet paper, yo!

Oh! Stay indoors, don’t get any sun.
We’re dead soon!
Try and have some indoor fun

Also, cough into your elbow, please.
We’re dead soon!
And use a tissue if you sneeze.

So what can I say except “We’re dead soon?”
We’re all gonna get COVID-19.
There’s nothing to say. Okay.
We’re dead soon!
The end is really here it seems.
We’re dead soon!
We’re dead soon!

Well, come to think of it,
This viral pandemic could really go on and on
Buying bulk TP is now a phenomenon.
I mean, just look around:
There’s no one but idiots left in the town.

They all are at home.
It really makes sense.
Self-isolation behind a big fence.
What’s the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don’t eat a bat if it’s served to you any way.

The rash that I’ve got on my skin?
Not Corona it’s allergy season.
Please don’t come within
Six feet of ration
Don’t want it infected. Don’t wanna have symptoms happening

Hey!

Well, anyway let me say we’re dead soon!
So forget the world you used to know.
What can I say today?
We’re dead soon!
Come to think of it, I gotta go.

Hey, it’s your day to say we’re dead soon!
Remember, take care of your throat.
I’m hiding away, away
We’re dead soon!
I’ll finish with a saddening note:

We’re dead soon!
We’re dead soon!
Wash your hands!