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These are the Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes:

- War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce
- The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. -Adolf Hitler
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. -Anon
- Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room. -Dr Strangelove
- The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. -George Orwell
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -Groucho Marx
- War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. -George Orwell, 1984
- You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. -Jeannette Rankin
- War does not determine who is right — only who is left. -Anon
- We are not retreating—we are advancing in another direction. -General Douglas MacArthur
- Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times. -Winston Churchill
- To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. -Ashleigh Brilliant
- The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. General George S. Patton
- In time of war, when truth is so precious, it must be attended by a bodyguard of lies -Winston Churchill
- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore, all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. -Voltaire
- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. -Winston Churchill
- War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself. -Benjamin Franklin
- The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. -David Friedman
- Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war, it seems more like astrology. -Rebecca West
- The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war. -Will Rogers
- The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five. -Carl Sagan
- War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost. -Karl Kraus

- Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood. -Lucy Ellman


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